I'll lay them out out for you, one by one - but I'm changing names in case it gets me into trouble. Later on, if i figure out it won't get me into trouble - I'd love to spill all the names. That would be fun!
so, here we go : Let's start with the front men. Dark,short haired guitar player, we'll call him Posh, because he poses a lot - like Posh Spice. And, like Mrs. Beckham, he seems to know how good looking he is. He's usually on the left of the stage. Fun to watch, but after you've seen the show a few times, you can check out on Posh, because he just does the same 4 or 5 poses/faces over and over again. This is the guy my sister thought was the cutest of all.Unfortunately for her,so did a few hotty mc hot-hot's. Posh was well occupied with hot babes that were not tied down to a coffee shop the entire time. It was cute.He was nice to them.
Then there is......drum roll please...the LEAD SINGER. hard to come up with a nickname for this one - because he almost feels like family at this point, but I'm going to go with Astro. Astro because to me he looks like a giant Japanese anime super hero. He's super tall, with this cute baby face and black hair that looks futuristic no matter how the wind blows it or how it lands on his face.He doesn't have long hair - just these sort of slashes of hair that move somehow..act as if they had a mind of their own. You can almost see the slash of hair from the back move along his neck as if it were a snake. Then it's really short on the sides, and BLACK, with another dramatic slash of hair in the front that i have seen do crazy things with my own 2 eyes. His girlfriend at the time gets credit for that hair. If you met her, you wouldn't believe she could make crazy hair magic like that - but it's true. The only reason you wouldn't believe it is because she is so breathtakingly beautiful herself. The 2 of them were like 2 overly sexy comic book heroes....maybe I'll try to draw them so you can see for yourself. She's like those comic book babes with tons of flying wavy dark hair and CURVES, man! Tiny waist and just beautifully designed by God or nature to whip heads and make men salivate.
But I digress. Back to Astro. This comic book God comes across just that way on stage - only not really a God, because he immediately makes everyone in the audience feel like they are his brother, sister or best friend. And his playful boyish energy is like the swine flue, it's so contagious. Within moments he has any audience smiling, laughing, feeling like they are in a special moment surrounded by other people who get it, within 2 minutes he has everyone moving, and by the end of the show , the entire audience is not only sweating and dancing and jumping up like 8 year olds on happy drugs - everyone in that place wants to move in with him. Seriously. Go see a show - and then tell me I'm wrong.
Off stage, he is still warm and full of good energy. But he is not performing offstage. He reminds me a little of Bill Clinton. People of all ages,sizes,and gender want to shake his hand, talk to him,get his autograph. And they leave feeling that he is 100% real.
As for the right side of the stage....ah. I've known this one the longest. I'm calling him Jesus because of his hair. He has Jesus hair. Beautiful, dark Jesus hair that he throws around onstage like a real rock star of the 70's. And of course it wouldn't BE Jesus hair without the full beard and mustache. Jesus is not super tall, and next to Astro, he looks even smaller. But he is a drop dead beautiful man. Perfectly proportioned, smoky,sexy eyes....and while Astro the giant anime boy is making best friends with the whole crowd, Jesus is seducing them using his guitar as some kind of amazing sex toy that i don't even understand. Let me just mention that he has full understanding and excellent execution of "stage foreplay". (I just made that up - good, hu?)
Jesus starts out slow and teasing, letting his energy ebb and flow in perfect sync with Astro and Posh. In my book, it's hard to keep your eyes off Astro and Jesus the whole time. Astro is making it into a party and Jesus leaves you feeling liked you've been on a great big pleasure ride - so that by the time he's on the floor at the end of the show fucking his guitar right in front of you, you feel like you ARE the guitar, and it's REALLY satisfying.
Jesus, as I mentioned, is the one I know longest of all these guys. I wouldn't say I know him the best, just the longest. My son used to go out with his sister, so I'd see him in passing, mostly. In and out of doors. We always had to be quiet in his father's house.And he's a little shy. I am happy to report to you that of all these young rock stars - Jesus is the one who has been in a committed relationship this whole time and has been totally faithful to his girl. (except for fucking his guitar in front of the whole world) Jesus is a good, sweet guy. Another reason I'm calling him Jesus - even though I know he'll HATE it if he ever reads this! ...sorry, Jesus.
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